The Observer's Theater
Everyone seems so entertained by Mr. Bean...
How quaint.
Though I find it much more amusing to watch you watching him. Oh dear, did I say too much?
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A Time-Turner
Time-Turner... truly the most glittering item in the Wizarding World, isn't it? The power to turn back time, to fix every mistake... Who wouldn't want that?" But... listen closely. Even if you could turn that wheel, time won't truly go back for you.
The Kind Conqueror
Do you know why poverty never disappears from this world? It’s because they have stolen everything from our tables. The soup, the cakes... every real meal we should have had, they turned them into these... polyester "toys." A company that teaches us how to ruin —no, how
The Jellycat Hierarchy
Oh, you went to the Jellycat store? How... quaint. It’s such a lovely little 'performance' they put on, isn't it? Watching the grown-ups lining up to buy the same stuffed toast and eggs as everyone else. It’s almost touching. But darling, tell me... do
The Flavorless Habit
Stretching out a gum that lost its flavor long ago... What is so fun about it? ...How pathetic.