The Jellycat Hierarchy

Oh, you went to the Jellycat store?
How... quaint.

It’s such a lovely little 'performance' they put on, isn't it?
Watching the grown-ups lining up to buy the same stuffed toast and eggs as everyone else. It’s almost touching.

But darling, tell me... do you really find it satisfying to hold the exact same toy as ten thousand other people?

Now, look at my bear. Yes, the one with the horns.

He’s a limited edition.
A rare find you won't see in their common shop windows.
Isn't he just... divine?

It’s such a pity yours is so... accessible.
But I suppose someone has to keep the 'standard' collection in business, right?

Good for you.