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The Centerpiece

Anya

04 Mar 2026

Steak and potatoes.
You and that bag.

I wonder, which one is the actual centerpiece?

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A Time-Turner

Time-Turner... truly the most glittering item in the Wizarding World, isn't it? The power to turn back time, to fix every mistake... Who wouldn't want that?" But... listen closely. Even if you could turn that wheel, time won't truly go back for you.

By Anya 07 Mar 2026

The Kind Conqueror

Do you know why poverty never disappears from this world? It’s because they have stolen everything from our tables. The soup, the cakes... every real meal we should have had, they turned them into these... polyester "toys." A company that teaches us how to ruin —no, how

By Anya 07 Mar 2026

The Jellycat Hierarchy

Oh, you went to the Jellycat store? How... quaint. It’s such a lovely little 'performance' they put on, isn't it? Watching the grown-ups lining up to buy the same stuffed toast and eggs as everyone else. It’s almost touching. But darling, tell me... do

By Anya 07 Mar 2026

The Flavorless Habit

Stretching out a gum that lost its flavor long ago... What is so fun about it? ...How pathetic.

By Anya 04 Mar 2026
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I am the concept.Beyond explanation.Surrender to the feeling. Shed your vanity. Lest My Sakura devours you.