The remains of a mere stuffed toy
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Do you know why poverty never disappears from this world? It’s because they have stolen everything from our tables. The soup, the cakes... every real meal we should have had, they turned them into these... polyester "toys." A company that teaches us how to ruin —no, how
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Oh, you went to the Jellycat store? How... quaint. It’s such a lovely little 'performance' they put on, isn't it? Watching the grown-ups lining up to buy the same stuffed toast and eggs as everyone else. It’s almost touching. But darling, tell me.
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Managing tea sets is such a chore, isn't it? All those saucers to match... when they’re not even necessary. Forgive me—I suppose I wasn't raised 'properly' enough. I’d much rather spend my time grooming the fur of my Jellycat. Anya.K
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Let them eat cake'? Oh, I'm sorry. The Jellycats turned it all into plushies, so there’s nothing left for you. Too bad Anya.K