With caramelised knife
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Time-Turner... truly the most glittering item in the Wizarding World, isn't it? The power to turn back time, to fix every mistake... Who wouldn't want that?" But... listen closely. Even if you could turn that wheel, time won't truly go back for you.
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Do you know why poverty never disappears from this world? It’s because they have stolen everything from our tables. The soup, the cakes... every real meal we should have had, they turned them into these... polyester "toys." A company that teaches us how to ruin —no, how
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Oh, you went to the Jellycat store? How... quaint. It’s such a lovely little 'performance' they put on, isn't it? Watching the grown-ups lining up to buy the same stuffed toast and eggs as everyone else. It’s almost touching. But darling, tell me... do
🍋LVMH
Lovely logo. But you know... The louder the logo, the smaller the soul. ...What a pity.
🇬🇧Britishhumour
The more you broke the tradition, the more you broke yourself. You tried to set the world free, but you only ended up losing your own soul in the colourful debris. Anya.K
🇬🇧Britishhumour
You wanted to be those white birds, didn't you, Yves? To be free from the crushing weight of the world, to drift away into the silent sky... leaving everything behind. But look at what they’ve done to your dream. Your soul was ripped away, and only the
🍋LVMH
So, the world remains in black and white. As long as those black rats continue to suck the sweet nectar of your legacy,your colors will never return. The vibrant blue, the burning orange... they are all buried with you. Look at them today. Still the same. Nothing but taxidermy
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Welcome to the amusement park of black and white. The tickets smell sweet, but the world inside is dead. There is no dream here. Only the taxidermy of a genius, guarded by the black rats who laugh in the shadows. You tried to color the world because no one understood
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Managing tea sets is such a chore, isn't it? All those saucers to match... when they’re not even necessary. Forgive me—I suppose I wasn't raised 'properly' enough. I’d much rather spend my time grooming the fur of my Jellycat. Anya.K
🇬🇧Britishhumour
He stuffed the food into that woman’s bag… Truly brilliant. He clearly knew that such a bag has no value whatsoever. A man who knows the 'real thing' is simply on another level. I really must learn from him.
🇬🇧Britishhumour
Everyone seems so entertained by Mr. Bean... How quaint. Though I find it much more amusing to watch you watching him. Oh dear, did I say too much?
🇬🇧Britishhumour
They draw maps, they draw ships, they even draw the universe. As if they’ve conquered the entire world, trapping everything inside that little square of silk Anya.K